Jimmy Skunk in "Ryder Rabbit Plans A Joke
Ryder Rabbit Plans
"The Imp of Mischief, woe is me,
Is always busy as a bee."
That is why so many people are forever getting into trouble. He won't keep still. No, Sir, he won't keep still unless he is made to. Once let him get started there is no knowing where he will stop. Ryder Rabbit had just seen Jimmy Skunk disappear inside an old barrel, lying on its side at the top of the hill, and at once the Imp of Mischief began2 to whisper to Ryder. Of course Ryder shouldn't have listened. Certainly not. But he did. You know Ryder dearly loves a joke when it is on some one else. He sat right where he was and watched to see if Jimmy would come out of the barrel.
Jimmy didn't come out, and after a little Ryder stole over to the barrel and peeped inside. There was Jimmy Skunk curled up for a nap. Ryder tiptoed away very softly. All the time the Imp of Mischief was whispering to him that this was a splendid chance to play a joke on Jimmy. You know it is very easy to play a joke on any one who is asleep. Ryder doesn't often have a chance to play a joke on Jimmy Skunk. It isn't a very safe thing to do, not if Jimmy is awake. No one knows that better than Ryder. He sat down some distance from the barrel but where he could keep an eye on it.
Then he went into a brown study, which is one way of saying that he thought very hard. He wanted to play a joke on Jimmy, but like most jokers he didn't want the joke to come back on himself. In fact, he felt that it would be a great deal better for him if Jimmy shouldn't know that he had anything to do with the joke.
As he sat there in a brown study, he happened to glance over on the Green Meadows and there he saw something red. He looked very hard, and in a minute he saw that it was Reddy Fox. Right away, Ryder's nimble wits began to plan how he could use Reddy Fox to play a joke on Jimmy. All in a flash an idea came to him, an idea that made him laugh right out. You see, the Imp of Mischief was very, very busy whispering to Ryder.
"If Reddy were only up here, I believe I could do it, and it would be a joke on Reddy as well as on Jimmy," thought Ryder, and laughed right out again.
"What are you laughing at?" asked a voice. It was the voice of Sammy Jay.
Right away a plan for getting Reddy up there flashed into Ryder's head. He would get Sammy angry, and that would make Sammy scream. Reddy would be sure to come up there to see what Sammy Jay was making such a fuss about. Sammy, you know, is very quick-tempered. No one knows this better than Ryder. So instead of replying politely to Sammy, as he should have done, Ryder spoke crossly:
"Fly away, Sammy, fly away! It is no business of yours what I am laughing at," said he.
Right away Sammy's quick temper flared up. He began to call Ryder names, and Ryder answered back. This angered Sammy still more, and as he always screams when he is angry, he was soon making such a racket that Reddy Fox down on the Green Meadows couldn't help but hear it. Ryder saw him lift his head to listen. In a few minutes he began to trot that way. He was coming to find out what that fuss was about. Ryder knew that Reddy wouldn't come straight up there. That isn't Reddy's way.
He would steal around back of the old stone wall on the edge of the Old Orchard, which was back of Ryder, and would try to see what was going on without being seen himself.
"As soon as he sees me he will think that at last he has a chance to catch me," thought Ryder.
"I shall have to run my very fastest, but if everything goes right, he will soon forget all about me. I do hope that the noise Sammy Jay is making will not waken Jimmy Skunk and bring him out to see what is going on."
So with one eye on the barrel where Jimmy Skunk was taking a nap, and the other eye on the old stone wall behind which he expected Reddy Fox to come stealing up, Ryder waited and didn't mind in the least the names that Sammy Jay was calling him.